EPIC RAP BATTLES
OF HISTORY
I wrote on Epic Rap Battles of History Season 5 and had a blast.
We did thoughtful and thorough research to craft the lyrics and
discover the essence of each historical character.
Then we made fun of everything they ever did.
Series Creators Peter Shukoff & LLoyd Ahlquist
Series Producer Atul Singh
“Kplow!
I hit ‘em with the illness of my quill!
I’m endowed, With certain unalienable skills.”
Frederick Douglass vs. Thomas Jefferson
“I mean you can’t shag properly with that waxed tush!
Birds flock to the musk of my chest bush.”*
James Bond vs. Austin Powers
*I am in this one, how fun!
“You went too far, Professor tweed pants.
We don’t need the backstory of every fucking tree branch”
J.R.R Tolkien vs. George R.R. Martin
”You gotta be big enough to contain ya self.
And get hit with a little forgiveness, be green—that ain’t none of my business.”
Bruce Banner vs. Caitlyn Jenner